Traveling in General:
* Not every disaster, like erupting volcanoes, needs to be a disaster. I have a very zen outlook on life now. I have become quite good at making the best of unsavory situations.
* Just because someone is speaking English does not mean you will understand it. Scottish and Irish people are incredibly difficult to understand. ("A tunnel bridge?" "No. O'Connel Bridge." "Oh...yeah that makes more sense.")
* Learn to read a map, and learn quickly.
* While you obviously need to watch out for thieves and such, don't automatically assume the worst in people. You might meet a lovely Irish couple willing to help you find your hostel and carry your 40-pound backpack for you. Granted they might lead you the wrong way, but it's the thought that counts.
* Americans are not as hated as you might think. But say you love President Obama even if you don't. You will save yourself a lot of time and headaches. Try to avoid politics in general though.
* ASK FOR DIRECTIONS. I cannot stress this enough. It is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you are freaking LOST. You want to get mugged? Keep walking the wrong way down those dark, sketchy allies. You want to find your nice, safe hostel? Suck up your pride and ask someone who knows where the hell you need to go.
Staying in hostels:
* If you have to leave the hostel by 6 am, please for the love of god pack your bag the night before. Not at 5 am next to some one's head. It's rude. And a good way to get punched in the face.
* People with plastic bags should be shot. Nothing is louder or more obnoxious than a plastic bag. Ziplock bags are fine- grocery sacks are not.
* Remove the word 'privacy' from your vocabulary
* Just say hi. It will lead to a conversation and many friends with many cool people. (i.e. Jayne, Jacki, Kim, Jason, Daniel, Claire, Kate, Sarah, Brian, Grace, Liyana, etc.) You're all traveling so you all have something in common.
* Eventually, no matter how light you pack, you will need to throw something out. I have left a string of my possessions across Europe. Pants, shoes, alarm clocks, sheets...
Transportation:
* Trains are beautiful, wonderful things. Great views, interesting people (like Felicitas- my new 81-year-old German pen pal) and it's so convenient.
*Likewise, metros are also fabulous
* Never, EVER fly RyanAir. It's not as cheap as you think because of the hidden fees and it is so not worth the $20 you save. EasyJet is acceptable.
* Always double check the date when buying a ticket.
Bathrooms:
* Your standards will go down. Trust me.
* You will have to pay to pee.
* Things like lights, water and soap are not a given.
* Also not a given: toilet paper, locks, or toilet seats.
* I am not kidding about the toilet seats. They're 50/50. Half the time it's a full-on hover situation ladies.
* However, I feel that if you are going to charge me $1.50 to pee, you should provide me with a toilet seat. Just sayin'...
Food:
*Just try it- even if it has a weird name. You might find something new you like. Currywurst is really good. Paella. Kebabs (so not what you think they are, but they're delicious.)
* Be prepared to not like everything though.
Things you will just have to get used to:
* The metric system
* Celsius- way complicated, but I'm getting there
* Lack of street signs
* Being out of your comfort zone all the time- feeling completely awkward IS my new comfort zone
*Currency exchange rates. Sweden was by far the worst. Most is relatively close, as in a Euro is like a dollar (worth more yes, but same idea) and like a pound. Alternatively, a dollar is like 8.6 crowns in Sweden. Awkward.
Languages:
* Just make an attempt. People appreciate the effort. You're the foreigner so at least try.
* You will sound like an idiot. Get used to it. ("Aston Quay?" "Um...it's pronounced 'key'..." To which I would like to know: In what language sir? In what language?)
* Haha...good luck with the maps written in different languages. I have no advice for that one.
Okay, that's enough for now. I am starving so I am off in search of new food I haven't tried before (which is not likely to be found in Ireland, but it's always worth a shot). Heed my advice people. Happy travels.




